A few months ago, Jodie Foster accepted an award and thanked her"beautiful Cydney, who sticks by me through all the rotten and the bliss." Some think this was Jodie's way of coming out and publicly acknowledging she likes to eat Cydney Bernard's tartar sauce. Well, The National Enquirer(via DM) claims their beautiful lesbian union has come to an end! Hurry! Put on an Ani DiFranco song. I need some lesbian comfort.

A source didn't say why Jodie ended her 14-year relationship with Cydney. They did say, "Jodie's break up with Cydney is shocking. She and Cydney have been together for so many years and have two children together – the potential fallout and legal wrangling from this could be monumental."

This is not supposed to happen. Lesbian couples never break up. The pyramids in Egypt will crumble, but lesbian relationships will live on for eternity. Seriously, lesbians stay together for like eons.

Hmm….who can we set Jodie up with now that she's single? She needs someone younger, sexier and more feminine. I'm thinking Clay Gayken.

from dlisted.com

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