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July 25, 2008

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Here are some pics of Brooke Hogan whoring it up in a bikini. A lot of people criticize Brooke for looking like a dude and I say it is a valid criticism….the only thing that might lead you to believe otherwise are her big tits, but other than that her face, her stature, her big hands and her big feet make me you believe that Hulk Hogan had two sons. I watch a minute of her reality show before I felt the bile in my stomach churning. Its pretty much unwatchable and bet left to guys who get off to trannys.

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Hulk Hogan revealed to People that he still unconditionally loves his ex-wife Linda – even though she filed for divorce and currently has a 19-year-old kid ensnared in her leather vagina. But Hulk still keeps that torch burning and blames the reality for amplifying their problems. In the meantime, he's been able to fix his relationship with Brooke:

Hogan says his relationship with Brooke, 20, "was strained for a while" after Brooke learned that Hogan had a brief fling with one of her close friends, a woman in her 30s. "Brooke has gone through a range of emotions," Hogan says. "She was a little confused about who everybody was, and maybe had misinformation, but right now Brooke understands who I am, and who her mom is, and what's real and not real. She's doing real well now."

Smart thinking, Hulk. You can't have Linda, so you've moved on to her clone Brooke. Sure, her skin lacks the texture of beef jerky, but you didn't build the world's largest tanning bed for nothing. It may have taken years and they all laughed at you, but soon you'll be having burnt crispy sex faster than you can say "We're moving to Arkansas, brotha!"

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Gustavo Caballero/Getty Images for Nikki Beach (top); Fame Pictures (bottom)

Brooke Hogan, 20, sees nothing wrong with photos showing dad Hulk, 54, applying lotion to her butt that sparked a flurry of Internet gossip in April.

"I know I'm a grown woman, but it's like he's touching an old car," the singer tells Us Weekly in its latest issue, on newsstands now.

"He used to change my diaper!" she adds.

In the new issue of Us Weekly, available now, Brooke opens up for the first time about her family's bad year and reveals she doesn't talk to her mom Lindawho's dating a 19-year-old. Brooke also explains why her parents' marriage ended and how she copes with her brother Nickbeing in jail. Plus: She gives Us a preview of her new VH1 reality show, Brooke Knows Best, premiering July 13.


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Pop star wannabe Brooke Hogan crashed her car while driving in Florida over the weekend. Hit while switching lanes, witnesses say the other car involved was speeding.

Following the accident, Brooke posted a blog on her MySpace page crediting her brother Nick Hogan and his comatose friend John Graziano for saving her life and that of her friend, whom was riding shotgun at the time of the crash.

What happened to my brother and our friend John was horrible and very hard for both of our families. But I truly believe my brother and John saved My life and my best friends life…. I don’t know if you heard, but my friend and I got into a really bad car accident today ourselves… As I turned on my car I clicked my seatbelt.

As we pulled out onto the road, I looked over and realized my friend didn’t have her seatbelt on. I reminded her to put it on and the minute she clicked it, a car crashed into us. It was a horrible car accident, one that most would be severely hurt in, but we had our seatbelts on and they kept us in tight. I have to thank my brother and my best friend John for teaching me an important lesson that saved our lives.

Brooke’s friend added some more bullshit to the blog saying,

~~~Hey this is Brookes friend and passenger, I just wanted to say that Brooke basically saved my life by making me wear my seat belt ….She is such a great friend and a good person! You all should know that! check out what I have to say on my MySpace… I’m on her top friends : La♥La

‘Check out what I have to say on my MySpace?’ Bitch, you’re not famous!  Even Brooke’s friend are delusional.

Ugh. Someone should pay Adnan Ghalib to start playing with Brooke’s clit. Maybe then the bitch will stop playing the victim and shut the hell up.


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Is the Hogan Family too cool for school?

Is Brooke Hogan too Distracting for College? | Brooke Hogan 

In the case of 19-year-old daughter Brooke Hogan and the University of South Florida, Florida State University and the University of Central Florida, the answer is yes. 

Hoping to film the VH1 reality show Hogan Knows Best with a nine-camera-wielding production team, the young member of the wrestler's family was denied admission at those institutions out of concerns that she and her crew might disrupt the others students' academic lives, the Palm Beach Post reports.

The upshot was, on Tuesday and Wednesday, Hogan (real name: Brooke Ellen Bollea) went to the southeast coast of the Sunshine State and toured the campus of Florida Atlantic University – where she met with Student Government president Tony Teixeira and sorority and fraternity members, as well as tooled around the grounds on two golf carts hired by the show. 

No decision has been made regarding Hogan's permission to film on campus – or even if she'll be admitted as a student, says the newspaper, which does quote FAU spokeswoman Kristine McGrath as saying, "The university would not agree to an arrangement that would be disruptive to the academic setting." 

UCF in Orlando, however, was clear cut in denying admission to Hogan – just as it had been to Mötley Crüe drummer Tommy Lee when he wanted to study and shoot his 2005 reality show Tommy Lee Goes to Collegethere. 

"The Hogan people approached us, but we declined," said UCF rep Grant Heston. "This is finals week. It's poor timing, and it's a commitment of our resources and time that we can't make right now." 

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