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Sarah Palin is officially a legend! Hustler Video is shooting a porn with a look-alike titled "Nailin' Paylin." The spelling is sic and so is Hustler. You betcha!

The faux Sarah is Lisa Ann, who "will be nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back-door." In another scene — a flashback — "young Paylin's creationist college professor will explain a 'big bang' theory even she can't deny!"

The video is in pre-production, but is being fast tracked for release before the election.


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Brilliant artist. Kills two birds with one stone. 

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Artist Jonathan Yeo created the above portrait of Paris Hilton using nothing but old porn magazines. He's currently exhibiting the work at a London art gallery along with a portrait of George W. Bush using the same medium. This Yeo fellow clearly has a knack for knowing when not to waste paint. FOX News reports:

He got the idea for the collages following the cancellation of a commission by the White House to paint Bush in 2004. He made the portrait, anyway, but in the form of a collage using pieces of pornographic magazines.
Barrett said posters of the Hilton portrait, titled "Paris, 2008," will be sold for $20 each at the gallery.
She said Yeo was offering Hilton proceeds from the sale of the posters as a "lighthearted" gesture because the hotel heiress has said she didn't receive any money from the notorious 2004 sex video that starred her and then-boyfriend Rick Salomon.

Sadly, you can't see any of the porn in this picture (Trust me, I've gone through ten magnifying glasses.), but this is probably the classiest thing that will ever happen to Paris Hilton. Until I mold a statue of her out of used condoms. I love art!

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On the finale of E!'s Living Lohan, cameras followed 14-year-old Ali Lohan as she went on an audition for the horror movie Trolls.

Unbeknownst to Ali, she auditioned for Peter Davy, director of such adult flicks as Voodoo Lust and Dreams in the Forbidden ZoneTMZ.com reported Wednesday.

“Ali obviously had no idea about Davy’s past," her rep tellsUsmagazine.com. "If she did know, she never would have auditioned for him.”

TMZ.com reports that Ali's mom Dina "went nuclear" when she got word.

Ali Lohan, pic, picture, photo

Ali hasn't been quiet about her desire to be famous.

"I grew up watching Lindsay, and it made me want to do what she does," she told Teen Vogue earlier this year. "Just the whole vibe. Being there, being on camera, or onstage, with everybody listening to you … it's so cool when people look up to you.

"I want it so bad," she said of fame. "So bad you don't even know. And now, it's actually happening. I've already been asked for my autograph, and it's just a really good feeling to have."

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Stormy day in D.C.

What does a famous adult-film actress wear at a D.C. press conference? No, whatever you were thinking of, it’s not that. For Wicked Pictures’ Stormy Daniels, who appeared at the National Press Club this morning, the choice was a knee length black business suit, a dark blue shirt and what looked to be an engagement ring on her left ring finger (sorry, guys).

Daniels was in town with the Association of Sites Advocating Child Protection, as they promoted a new “Restricted to Adults” label for use by adult sites, the better to flag themselves for parental-control software.

The association picked a good spokeswoman in Daniels. Apart from being a performer, director and writer of X-rated fare, she has some mainstream exposure, thanks to bit parts in “The 40-Year-Old Virgin” and “Knocked Up.” She’s also lobbied California state legislators in Sacramento on the same issue.

“I do not want children viewing my site or its adult-only content,” she said. “The adult industry does not want their business.”

She said her involvement is an “obligation as a member of the adult industry,” adding that “self-regulation” is an important part of what they do.

To that end, she unveiled two public-service announcements she recently filmed. “Hi there,” she says in one, as she sits at a computer and stares alluringly into the camera. “We’ve met before right? In here [gesturing to the screen]? I like it when you’re online because you’re over 18 and I only play with adults.” Well.

“I hope our critics and our detractors appreciate our efforts,” she said. For those, she didn’t have to look very far. In a delicious coincidence, the socially conservative Family Research Council was having its own press conference next door on the California decision on same-sex marriage. 

“We should take down the wall between and we can all mingle,” said one of Daniels’ handlers. “We can have tea.”
As for her own plans, Daniels told us she spent most of her time in D.C. in her hotel room, beset by allergies thanks to our pollen.

And no, she wasn’t meeting with any legislators, although she thanked the Senate for passing a resolution marking June as National Internet Safety Month.


Vivid Pictures' Stormy Daniels with ASACP CEO Joan Irvine.


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R. Kelly‘s trial is finally underway after 6 years of his attorneys successfully delaying the court process.

Opening arguments were Tuesday and Kelly’s legal team claims that the man in the video couldn’t possibly be their client as he has a prominent mole on his back. They claim the mole has been there since Kelly’s childhood. No mole is seen on the back of the man appearing in the video.

Mole-y! Mole-y! Mole-y!!

“There is no mole on his back,” said Sam Adam Jr., a member of Kelly’s defense team. “Robert Kelly is not on that tape. Not a single witness can tell you that is him on the tape.”

The girl in the questionable film, who is now of legal age, also claims that it’s not her in the video. The defense says that woman is actually a prostitute seen accepting money at the beginning and end of the video.

The couple engage in sexual acts on a bearskin rug and later the female dances and calls the male, “Daddy.”

Prosecutors claim the video was set up by R. Kelly and could have longterm effects on the victim. “A child doesn’t choose to be violated and placed on a videotape, a videotape that will live on forever – long after this child becomes an adult,” Cook County prosecutor Shauna Boliker said.

Kelly faces 15 years in prison if convicted.

from celebritysmack.com

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Olsen Twin Porn
College dudes love the fantasy of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen lesbian action, and the twins enjoy indulging them. Click the pics…

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A lesbian porn video featuring Dita Von Teese has finally hit online. Yippeeee!! The Sun reports: 

Explicit clips of the 35-year-old being spanked and pleasured with a bizarre sex toy by women have emerged online. It is a blow to Wonderbra who only launched her as the new face of their famous push-up bra last month. They hoped Dita – real name Heather Sweet – would enhance the company's clean-cut image by designing her own limited edition collection. But the sleazy flick – shot before she rose to fame – will shock lingerie bosses. In one scene the former wife of goth rocker MARILYN MANSON romps with a leggy beauty with a sex toy. In another she cavorts with two stunners in corsets."

I wish all women would be as strong and independent as Dita Von Teese. And when I say "strong and independent" I don't mean by voting, but rather "star in lesbian porn videos." Will it solve all the world's problems? No. Is it a start? Why yes, my friends. Yes. I do believe it is. 

    

To see the video go to this site
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