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The greatest song” of Heidi Montag”s life is the worst song of my life. You know passed on this trash before Heidi took it. I don”t even think this horsey bitch is singing in English! This skank needs to take a few ESL courses before trying to to sing in English. And she even tries to sing in French, but it sounds more like Pepe Le Pew talking in gibberish. It”s time for Heidi to give up “music” altogether. She needs a new hobby! Snuff films, maybe?

Listen to Heidi”s “Fashion” below or Your ears will probably go on strike after listening to this atrocious shit, so don”t be surprised if you can”t hear the rest of the day.

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The Hills star Brody Jenner has landed his own reality show.

He will headline MTV's Bromance, in which "regular" guys from around the country compete to be his new BFF.

The guys will live in a bachelor pad and participate in group and individual activities (including skydiving) to test their trust, reliability and compatibility.

Contestants will be tossed out in a "Hot Tub elimination ceremony" (they must leave dripping wet in their swim suits).

One winner will end up in Jenner's inner circle.

"I thought [the idea] was funny, and we recently lost a member of the entourage, so I thought we'd have fun with it," Jenner tells Variety of the show (from Ryan Seacrest's production company).


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Whitney Port

MTV is planning a spinoff to The Hills, possibly the most annoying show on the planet, focusing on Lauren Conrad‘s friend Whitney Port.

As Us Weekly reports in its new issue, MTV is prepping a Hills spin-off in which Port becomes bicoastal while working for fashion PR firm People’s Revolution — and befriends a group of NYC gals (including socialite Olivia Palermo).

“I think that Whitney will do really well with it,” Conrad told at the Grand Opening Gala of Bowlmor Lanes West Coast Outpost in Tustin, Calif., on Thursday. “She is a very likable person.”

This is just what I need, to hear idiotic 19 year old blab about ANOTHER show on MTV.  What is the deal with The Hills anyway.  It’s a bunch of spoiled brats who complain about driving their Porches and living in their million dollar flats.  Stick those bitches in a Motel 6 and give them Cup O Noodles.  See who complains then.


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Poor little Audrina Patridge might be getting the boot from her best buddy L.C. on MTV's The Hills, but the new movie role she's landed in Into the Blue Too: The Reef is probably enough to help her completely forget just how traumatized she was after her friendship dissolved. Girlfriend's got to work! These breast implants aren't going to pay for themselves!

Even though it's a straight-to-DVD release, Audrina looks like she couldn't be more sexcited about her movie role. And even though I know that's sunscreen being sprayed on her lower back, I can't help wishing it were butt adhesive just because it's so weird that "butt adhesive" actually exists. I'm so fascinated, I should help them market their product.

"Butt adhesive–not just for deranged beauty queens!"

More photos of Audrina Patridge on the set of her upcoming straight-to-DVD movie, Into the Blue 2: The Reef, are after the jump.


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Audrina Patridge is following in Jessica Alba's big screen foot steps.

Audrina Patridge

The Hills star, 22, will appear in Into the Blue 2, the follow-up to Alba's 2005 beach flick.

Patridge plays a no-nonsense, beautiful beach babe whose boyfriend caters to her every command, according to the Hollywood Reporter.

The role is "giving me the chance to show people [what I can do]," Patridge, who recently canned her agent for not getting her enough gigs, told Ryan Seacrest on May 8. "This is why I moved to L.A."

Could another Hills feud start? Patridge is the first star from the reality show to begin acting in movies. (Pal Lauren Conrad appeared in 2007's Epic Movie as herself.)


"The drama is still unfolding," Patridge told Seacrest.

The Hills' season finale airs tonight. first reported that the MTV hit was renewed for a fourth season.

Tell Us: Would you watch a movie starring Audrina Patridge?


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It could happen. Just maybe.

And what a glorious two-hour ride it would be.

“We have kind of talked about it,” star Lauren Conrad tells MTV News.

“We have absolutely talked about it.”

“I think if they were going to do a film of The Hills, they would basically film it like we do the show, and they would just edit it into a movie,” the beautiful LagunaBeach alum added. “It would be like a really long episode!”

Whitney Port with Lauren Conrad

Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port of The Hills fame.

The Spring set of episodes of the third season of the MTV hit, which debuted this past Monday with the much anticipated “Paris Changes Everything,” continues to follow Lauren Conrad & Co. in search of love and career success.

The Monday premiere scored The Hills‘ highest ratings ever, attracting 4.7 million viewers and cementing the show’s status as MTV’s cash cow.

This episode of The Hills was the most watched program on all TV for viewers aged 12 to 34 and the highest rated cable telecast of 2008.

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